robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

 neverforgetwhereyoustartedfrom asked: "Hello there kind stranger :) I have a H U G E favor to ask you. K. I'm trying to get invited to perform at a concert for Youtubers called Teen Hoot. The people who run it have said that they think I'm talented enough, just not "popular enough". Whoever gets the most likes on their video gets to perform. All I'm asking is that you go to my page and LIKE the first video I've linked & possibly tell your followers. You don't even have to watch it lol. Thank you so much for even reading this lol :D"

Sure :)

…and everytime you smile or laugh you glow.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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whatnycusedtobe:

once i was having a sleepover and it was like three in the morning and my friend just says ‘what if there was a store just for food?’ 

then three minutes later she blurted out ‘grocery store’